Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

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Okay, so you know what is a pretty terrible time to be writing a gallery description? Probably when you’re doped up on allergy/pain meds and about to fall asleep, all the while blasting the fuck out of Shy Ronnie…. And yes, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! I dunno, I’m stupid or something. But hey, I found some awesome fantasy hentai in the Radgasm sub-section of hentai/toon megasite Gogo Celeb, and I just had to share. Or something. Man, I am seriously not even aware of how I’m still typing right now!!! So why don’t I go to bed, while you guys enjoy half-naked and hardcore fantasy babes =3

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I bought my boyfriend a PS3 for Christmas, but I made sure to buy myself a game for it as well – and I settled on the fantasy/JRPG called Folklore… which really seems like it could be the official game of this website, with faeries and elves and all sorts of mythological beings as part of its plot. Anyhow, I’m about to go try out the game for the first time, but before I did, I wanted to give you guys your own version of my Christmas gift – a cute, adorably sexy, blonde elf babe, posing in barely any clothes (just some strategically places flowers and reeds, it looks like), out in a sparkling winter snowfall. This update comes from the Charmed Realm Of Sex, and I think that it’s really gorgeously done – whoever is responsible for this little beauty is definitely a master of the 3d/CGI medium!

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This gallery from Anime Illustrated perfectly combines two of my current obsessions: Tsuruya-san fromThe Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya and her long, green hair; and hot elf-on-elf action (I’m currently playing Dragon Age: Origins, and my female Dalish Elf character invites the other elf party member, Zevran, to her tent for awesome sex scenes). Oh, wait, make that three things… since big anime boobies are pretty much always in style for me, and this elf chick’s definitely got some great tits.

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I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that this might be, straight up, the hottest virtual babe I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m a fan of all of Loki’s stuff at Super XXX 3D, but this dark blue-skinned elf babe is just… damn. She’s tasty as hell. Kinda like a blend of the Marvel Comics character of Mystique (who has always been one of my favorites and super sexy IMHO) and a World Of Warcraft Night Elf… though in picture #7, the pose and ears make her look like Judith from Tales Of Vesperia – there’s a skit pose (seen here at 4:15ish) of Judy where she’s in that exact position, trying to show Yuri how well her armor has protected her “soft skin, free of blemishes and bruises” – yeah, Judith is a tease. I love her. If you haven’t figured that out yet, since I use her as like… the height of fantasy babe hotness pretty regularly. Anyhow, BACK TO THE BLUE-SKINNED VIRTUAL ELF BABE. Because she’s pretty fucking gorgeous too. Well done, Super XXX 3D… your babes really do live up to your name!

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If elves, vampires, and their high-fantasy ilk are your idea of a good time, then you’ll go absolutely crazy for Sex In Fantasy Worlds. The website’s title is pretty self-explanatory: it focuses on both hardcore and softcore porn featuring elves, demons, witches, vampires, angels, and so on and so forth. Pretty much any fantasy chick you’ve ever imagined naked is within your grasp here – even my personal favorite, the Krityan fighter called Judith from Tales of Vesperia, inspired a sultry 3D porn movie (you can see the character that they based off of Judy in this gallery, as a matter of fact – picture #8). To prove how awesome the site is, I pulled together a collection of a few of my favorite images and characters. I hope you enjoy these pictures as much as I do!

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There’s a fair amount of World of Warcraft porn out there but this gallery represents something unique in that they’ve adopted the Japanese style of animation to the Warcraft universe. These two night elf sluts are hooking up in a hot cartoon lesbian scene and it’s damn hot. The girls are drawn far more lustily than they attempt in the game and it should leave you feeling all kinds of horny. Wouldn’t you like to see them suck each other’s titties and play with each other’s pussies? The cartoon porn pictures give you those very things, and you can see more at Exclusive Porn Art!

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I know that I have this uncanny ability to relate just about everything back to Namco Bandai’s Tales Of series, but at least this is a pretty obvious connection: see gorgeous silver-haired elf chick from 3D Teenz; immediately wonder why silver-haired half-elf Raine from Tales Of Symphonia never got a bonus title/costume quite like this. I mean, I know that in the Japanese PS2 version she gets what is essentially a Playboy Bunny outfit, but you know… it’s, uh, always nice to see elf chicks show off their, um, woodland pride (don’t even ask) in skimpy outfits? ………alright. You caught me. I really didn’t have a good idea of what to talk about in regards to the hot CGI elf girl, so I’m just sort of word vomiting about my favorite video games franchise because it comes rather naturally to me. So yeah, feel free to just bypass the rest of this paragraph and get on with looking at the pictures… I’m just going to keep typing here… no particular reason… uh… shout-out to the awesome Violet Blue… I’m going to go get a soda now, so…

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I don’t play World Of Warcraft, but I do play a good amount of JRPGs and have developed a serious fondness for archer characters, especially when they’re hot chicks like Nanaly Fletch or Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear – so when I saw this gallery from World Of Porncraft, the sight of a sexy elf chick holding a bow & arrow immediately grabbed my attention. I may not be able to tell you what class or type of elf she is (aren’t there multiple types in WoW?) or who the fuck she’s been captured by (they look like some sort of demon carved out of living stone or something), but I don’t need to know the specific details to be able to tell that a long, lean, naked elf archer = super fucking hot. Thanks, World Of Porncraft, I can always use more nude archery in my life!

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